What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:20
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO